Or at least maybe I think I might want to become a famous blogger, perhaps possibly. It could be, perchance, conceivable to me. It may be plausible for me to believe that I can imagine it being likely, feasible, or logical, for me to become a famous blogger. You’d have to admit that it’s a reasonably rational idea.
My brain is calculating the concept that it is my hopeful aspiration — yes, even my yearning desire — to become a famous blogger, since I have intentionality and deliberately given the theory of the notion a considerable amount of forethought, preplanning, and formulated contemplation. Paradoxically, I have often musingly pondered, meditated, and introspectively studied upon the puzzling cogitation.
I reckon what I think I’m trying to say is that I am attempting to articulate the hypothesis, and surmise the supposition that anything is possible if I prudently impart enough foresight, farsightedness, and premeditated vision of become a famous blogger.
I mean, there is nothing inherently wrong with me if I anticipate, dream, or even expect to become a famous blogger, is there?
So, it is my opinion to remove any hesitation, uncertainty, or indecision on the matter. Therefore I am herby announcing the proclamation that, yes indeed, it is my ambition to become a certified, bona fide, indubitably qualified famous blogger! Yesiree, true-blue, died-in-the-wool through and through.
Now that I have made that decision, I need to figure out which of these two paths to take.
Oh no! I think I’m in trouble!
Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.
November 16th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Too funny! I guess you must attain and aquire to have a pretty big, enormous, and lengthy thesarus to be a famous blogger??? Indubitably!!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Take the route on the right. You are already half-way there!
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@Kristi – Your statement is most indubitably correct and unquestionably impossible to doubt.
@Nina – Thank you for your sustaining boosterish vote of confidence. You are an eloquently articulate and expressively intelligible blogger yourself.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:46 am
One second thought, a friend suggested that being “famous” is a pain, and that “well to do” might be better. I am inclined to agree. It’s just that Dave Walker’s cartoon said “famous” so it gave me a momentary misapprehensive delusional misconception that I wanted to be famous. Then again, maybe perhaps I do. I can’t decide. What do you think?
January 20th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hilarious indeed
Carry on, and with sufficient persistence, perspiration and cogitation, prognostication indicates imminent success.
Perhaps we’ll see you on the red carpet…”Oh, here he comes — that well to do social maven and blogger extraordinaire…”