Nov 15

Or at least maybe I think I might want to become a famous blogger, perhaps possibly. It could be, perchance, conceivable to me. It may be plausible for me to believe that I can imagine it being likely, feasible, or logical, for me to become a famous blogger. You’d have to admit that it’s a reasonably rational idea.

My brain is calculating the concept that it is my hopeful aspiration — yes, even my yearning desire — to become a famous blogger, since I have intentionality and deliberately given the theory of the notion a considerable amount of forethought, preplanning, and formulated contemplation. Paradoxically, I have often musingly pondered, meditated, and introspectively studied upon the puzzling cogitation.

I reckon what I think I’m trying to say is that I am attempting to articulate the hypothesis, and surmise the supposition that anything is possible if I prudently impart enough foresight, farsightedness, and premeditated vision of become a famous blogger.

I mean, there is nothing inherently wrong with me if I anticipate, dream, or even expect to become a famous blogger, is there?

So, it is my opinion to remove any hesitation, uncertainty, or indecision on the matter. Therefore I am herby announcing the proclamation that, yes indeed, it is my ambition to become a certified, bona fide, indubitably qualified famous blogger! Yesiree, true-blue, died-in-the-wool through and through.

Now that I have made that decision, I need to figure out which of these two paths to take.

cartoon from www.weblogcartoons.com

Oh no! I think I’m in trouble!

Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

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7 Responses to “I want to become a famous blogger”

  1. Kristi Says:

    Too funny! I guess you must attain and aquire to have a pretty big, enormous, and lengthy thesarus to be a famous blogger??? Indubitably!!

  2. Nina Lewis Says:

    Take the route on the right. You are already half-way there!

  3. Shayne Says:

    @Kristi – Your statement is most indubitably correct and unquestionably impossible to doubt.

    @Nina – Thank you for your sustaining boosterish vote of confidence. You are an eloquently articulate and expressively intelligible blogger yourself.

  4. Shayne Says:

    One second thought, a friend suggested that being “famous” is a pain, and that “well to do” might be better. I am inclined to agree. It’s just that Dave Walker’s cartoon said “famous” so it gave me a momentary misapprehensive delusional misconception that I wanted to be famous. Then again, maybe perhaps I do. I can’t decide. What do you think?

  5. SumOfPrimes Says:

    Hilarious indeed :)

    Carry on, and with sufficient persistence, perspiration and cogitation, prognostication indicates imminent success.

    Perhaps we’ll see you on the red carpet…”Oh, here he comes — that well to do social maven and blogger extraordinaire…”

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